Becky says things about … an update on Stickman’s mental health
For those of you who witnessed the tragic and gratuitous mental breakdown of my friend and colleague Stickman in the previous blogpost, I’m sure you would like an update on his recovery. Firstly,...
View ArticleBecky says things about … not saying things
I just wanted to say hello, really. Hello. Stickman says hello, too. Oh, and he’s bought you some flowers. How terribly thoughtful. I’ve been away for far too long. I haven’t said things, I haven’t...
View ArticleBecky says things about … herself
There comes a time, cherished listener, when one should wallow in a spot of self-indulgence. And when someone as lovely as Zen Scribbles bestows on me the most superb ABC Award, which demands that the...
View ArticleBecky says things about … St Patrick’s Day
I hadn’t intended to say things about St Patrick’s Day, not being Irish, a fan of Guinness, or small men with ginger beards, but when I saw the effort Stickman had gone to, I couldn’t really ignore it....
View ArticleBecky says things about … social media vs human brain
I am troubled, Listener. Imbued with angst and feeling a little perturbed, and I shall tell you for why. So here in England a 17 year-old girl has been appointed a ‘youth police and crime commissioner’...
View ArticleBecky says things about … saying hello
So. Having had the tremendous good fortune of being Freshly Pressed in the last few days with my confessions at how rubbish I am at exercise, I seem to have gained quite a few more listeners who are...
View ArticleBecky says things about … the dentist
I sit here before you, most ardently listening Listener, with a metal rod in my face. No, I have not developed a penchant for elaborate facial piercings, or become involved in a vicious dispute with a...
View ArticleBecky says things about … rage
Most treasured Listener, I have been reduced to a violent, ire-spewing volcano of fury. I have been filled with such mania that I fear for those around me. I have been consumed by a raving anger that I...
View ArticleBecky says things about … things YOU want me to say
RIGHT. Darling listeners, it’s happened. After over two years of saying things about things and other things, the unthinkable has occurred. I HAVE RUN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY. Yes, I admit it. Right now,...
View ArticleBecky says things about … being a rubbish woman
Firstly, I’m going to neatly gloss over the fact I haven’t blogged in nearly two months by using Stickman’s yoga skills as a distraction. Thanks, Sticky. You’re a pal. Sublime listeners, I am rubbish...
View ArticleBecky says things about … what happens in your 30s
Gentle Listener, I am now 31. I’ve learnt things. I want to share them with you. Here they are. If you can’t think of a hilarious and verbose introduction to a list-based blog post, short and sweet is...
View ArticleBecky says things about … small pleasures
Most glorious Listener, the other day I returned from purchasing kitchen roll to discover… that I already had kitchen roll. Quite apart from being peeved that I had over-stocked, I was perhaps...
View ArticleBecky says things about … an American road trip – Part 1: Daytona Beach
Cherished Listener, behold a tale of two English women’s road trip in south-east USA. My friend Sarah and I galavanted through Florida, Georgia, Tennessee and Louisiana in a whirl of suffocating...
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